To all my snap friends, I AM NOT TAKING SCREENSHOTS OF YOUR PHOTOS. There is something wrong with my phone. Numerous people have text me this weekend, asking why I am taking screen shots of their food, animals, and face with tongue out photos. I am not, nor do I have any desire to see…
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Los Cabos
To all those people who said to me, “Lisa, if you just lay out for 30 minutes a day, you will get a tan.” You were all wrong. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! I decided to tan at my tropical vacation for three days straight. When I got home, I realized my sunburn on my chest was…
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Honestly, the one time I try and get a real tan I pay the consequences. My chest is so effed it’s not even funny. Another problem I am concerned about, is my increased obsession with Law & Order SVU. I watch probably one or two a day, and make sure to have at least ten…
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I’m pretty sure my idol Emily Schuman thinks i’m stalking her. The first time I ran into her, it was at my all time favorite restaurant, which I frequent about once a week, Izakaya. “You are my idol. I read your blog everyday. I am your biggest fan,” I said as she walked out of…
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Today I was on a hunt to find an O’neill bathing suit. I visited every surf shop in Los Angeles. I went from Sherman Oaks, to Ventura, to Santa Monica. I was so over today, I just wanted to go home and lay down. As I was on my way home, I saw the paparazzi…
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