Mute

I need to stop talking.

Honestly, I get into more trouble when I open my big mouth.

I also have horrible hearing so I never know how loud I am speaking.

Yesterday, the posse and I mosied over to the Hudson to continue our weekend binge.

Ali from the Bachelorette was there, and I mentioned to the posse that during production she gained so much weight and it was a problem.

Then one of the members of her posse turned around and looked at me.

Totally.

I’m pretty sure he was blacked out since he was trying to pull a $20 bill from between two beer bottles that were stacked on top of each other.

WTFE.

My friend Jen from the Bay Area came into town and we all pretended like we were freshmen again…

Yes, I’m talking about you Kelsey Mulflur