Deception. The theme of the trip.
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Deception. The theme of the trip.
Read MoreSo here’s the deal with Saint Tropez: Prepare to feel poor, accept you are not staying on a yacht, all while owning your pesantry with a bottle of overpriced Rosé. Jordan wanted to go and push 100 foot yachts and thangs, so we departed from Antibes to spend two nights in Saint Tropez. I didn’t…
Read MoreOne of the many struggles I have in life and especially on a vacation is the idea vs the reality. This came full force on day three of the Southern leg of the trip. We wanted to have a day of inland activities, so we ambitiously decided on the following: Browse St. Paul De Vence…
Read MoreIf you enjoy leisure & wine, then you must take the train from Paris to Provence. Do not waste time flying around. No matter the distance, train life is the best life in France, especially when there is Rosé, scenic sunflowers, and business class. Yes, I may be the duchess of coach, but on the…
Read MoreOn our way to 1 of 4,581 almond croissants, we realized it was a cold dark abyss in Paris. In July… Aw hell. I was saving all of my Euros/Monopoly money for French pastries and did not want to make it rain at Zara for a jacket. I managed with my blanket sweater, and we…
Read MoreIn France, bread is life. What is not, is protein. Jordan was not amused with only having pastries in the AM. Cafés do not serve breakfast (eggs, bacon, etc.) until later in the morning, so we needed to resort to the classic look of being McChic. After inhaling an Egg McMuffin, we hopped on a…
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Read MoreI bought every guide book, scoured every travel blog, and downloaded way too many lifestyle apps to research France. I wanted to know where to go for the best resaurant, the best sight, and the best experience. What I found was the moments that were spontaneous, or the times that took us off course, were…
Read MoreWedding Season. Oh, what a time to be alive. This is a season of bride tribes, and also a time for bribes. Yes, you read that right: Bribes, not brides. After calling begging my Spray Tan spot for an appointment on Friday, there was no room at the inn for me at both Los Angeles…
Read MoreI thought I was going to die on my way home from Cabo. I envisioned my demise going viral across all channels, with my fellow passengers on American Airlines documenting the despair. How did I get to this point by going on a family vacation with my aunt and parents? Very simple- I have the…
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