What a lie. Especially in Los Angeles. I didn’t discover this facial fraud until I was 28.
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What a lie. Especially in Los Angeles. I didn’t discover this facial fraud until I was 28.
Read MoreI knew nothing of this tranquil place, except that the housewives rented a villa there, and that my friend had a spiritual experience with some mud at the spa.
Read MoreMy expectations for my first trip to Oregon… It will be cold AF. It will be rainy and dark. I would consume an obscene amount of carbohydrates due to two the above. But, I did not know that my dreams would come true.
Read MoreDeception. The theme of the trip.
Read MoreSo here’s the deal with Saint Tropez: Prepare to feel poor, accept you are not staying on a yacht, all while owning your pesantry with a bottle of overpriced Rosé. Jordan wanted to go and push 100 foot yachts and thangs, so we departed from Antibes to spend two nights in Saint Tropez. I didn’t…
Read MoreOne of the many struggles I have in life and especially on a vacation is the idea vs the reality. This came full force on day three of the Southern leg of the trip. We wanted to have a day of inland activities, so we ambitiously decided on the following: Browse St. Paul De Vence…
Read MoreIf you enjoy leisure & wine, then you must take the train from Paris to Provence. Do not waste time flying around. No matter the distance, train life is the best life in France, especially when there is Rosé, scenic sunflowers, and business class. Yes, I may be the duchess of coach, but on the…
Read MoreOn our way to 1 of 4,581 almond croissants, we realized it was a cold dark abyss in Paris. In July… Aw hell. I was saving all of my Euros/Monopoly money for French pastries and did not want to make it rain at Zara for a jacket. I managed with my blanket sweater, and we…
Read MoreIn France, bread is life. What is not, is protein. Jordan was not amused with only having pastries in the AM. Cafés do not serve breakfast (eggs, bacon, etc.) until later in the morning, so we needed to resort to the classic look of being McChic. After inhaling an Egg McMuffin, we hopped on a…
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