What a lie. Especially in Los Angeles. I didn’t discover this facial fraud until I was 28.
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Pico
Pico My Muse.
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The Royal Wedding
2017- Year of the Gig
My New Year’s revelations appeared long before Mariah Carey decided to lip sync in Times Square on 12/31. It happened during the heat of the December, resulting in a nasty holiday hangover. Not because of all the pinot noir I was guzzling at the dinner table Nov-Dec, but because of the energy I was exerting…
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In a setting that looked like the aftermath of a 21-year-old birthday party, I sat on the floor with my six friends scrolling through photos of the night before, while simultaneously picking at the birthday cake that remained untouched until the morning. Champagne was much more appealing than Celebration Cake at 8pm. “What should my caption…
Read MoreBeachy and Binging
I have some exciting news. I am a new mom. A godmother that is… No, not because I eat the Bay Cities sandwich on a weekly basis (shout out to UberEATS)! I am the godmom to a baby corgi named Glenda. Turns out, her name is really Glinda, but it’s so godmother of me to…
Read MoreAttacked
It was only poetic that my safest place turned on me this morning. As I ran out for work, I closed my closet door to find two giant pieces of wood falling towards me. If anyone could have seen the sight of me on the ground with the closet doors… It would have been award…
Read MoreBirthday Curse
It’s dreadful enough to turn 25, but a series of unfortunate events occurred for my friend Lauren Kohli. Friday, May 8th – Day of birth I receive a call at 7am. I wasn’t planning on returning the call until I had at least 1 cup of coffee. After opening a snap that followed the call,…
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