Typical

I have an internship at a PR firm and one of the first things I learned was for every event you

wear black.

PERFECT.

I am a black swan, so it was fitting my occupation’s uniform matched my personality.

After a couple of events, I noticed I was the ONLY one in black.

Everyone was wearing florals and cute dresses

and I looked like I was in mourning.

Tonight I worked at a film premiere and decided to wear color.

I wore a bright red dress with a white blazer.

Guess what?

EVERY SINGLE PERSON was in black.

Kill me.

Oh well, ya live and ya learn.