New lob, who dis?

by lcjonesla

New lob, new job, new me?

My hair started to return to its natural state, and I decided to follow the influence and

try Chiara’s colori$t.

I had never heard of Meche salon. I arrived with my long semi brown hair excited to return to my true blonde self.

The colorist walked over to my station, looked at my hair, and said:

“I need to tell you. This may hurt your feelings, but you have a mullet, and I can’t color it until we cut it. I have someone who’s amazing who can try to cut it if he has time, and then we can color the hair.”

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K…

First thing that went through my head, “I knew my layers looked like Britney Spears circa 2001, but I didn’t know they were that bad.”

#mullet911

Second thought.

“LOL to the bank checkin’ my account.”

“What are you doing for the rest of the day?”

 I guess I’ll be here to experience a transformation and watching my funds slip out of my  bank account.

5.5 hours, Shailene Woodley, Julia Louis Dreyfus and every other hollywood celeb later, my transformation was complete.

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I left a peasant, but at least I was chic and poor.

The reactions from the lob were not pleasant…At first.

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Boyfriend: “You cut all your hair off. Why?”

Carms: “It will grow back.”

My motto:

Me: new lob, who dis.

Gigglés

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