Goals

by lcjonesla

Here are my realistic goals for when I go abroad in less than two weeks:

Goals for London

Eat too many fish and chips.

 Become part of the royal family

Find the spice girl bus

Attempt to be proper at tea time. (virtually impossible)

My Bible's for abroad

My Bible’s for abroad

Goals for Paris

Get on a bike wearing a beret and carrying a baguette.

Eat fattening pastries every morning.

Pretend I’m fluent…

Watch the Eiffel tower at night with a glass of wine… most likely a bottle.

I will have many more of these when I return

I will have many more of these when I return

Goals for Italy

Attempt to speak the language. (strugs 09)

Eat pasta and pizza all day e’rday.

Become an Italian pop star over night (this is what dreams are made of).

Lose my passport

I went through a weird art phase as a child and found these under a coffee table.