Movie Mishaps

by lcjonesla

I am obsessed with Twilight.

I’ve read the books, and have seen every film.

I owe it all to my good friend J-qwan, who dragged me and a few friends out of Coronado to The El Con Mall one cold desert night.

Once a fuggin’ gain i’m hungover.

Like, it’s real bad.

We had to leave after this photo was taken

We had to leave after this photo was taken

I pretended like I was 21 last night, and was running around like a wild animal taking Kamikaze shots.

“Who am I?” and, “Who have I become?” are standard phrases after a night out.

Also, NOOO is used frequently after an evening on the town.

I decided it would be relaxing to go and see the final Twilight movie in the comfy chairs at the Arclight with equally die hard fan,

Kelsey Mulflur.

Attention America: Kelsey Elizabeth Mulflur has an iPhone. This photo depicts the state I was in

Attention America: Kelsey Elizabeth Mulflur has an iPhone. This photo depicts            the state I was in.

I thought I semi cured my hangover with the greasy, but great pizza at Village, but realized an hour into the movie I was not okay.

I’m not going to give away the film, but there’s a MAYJOUR twist in the movie.

"Villagio"

“Villagio”

It must have been because of my hangover, but I nearly passed out after sobbing, screaming, and trying to control my breathing.

Like I was seeing the headlines flash before my eyes:

“Girl passes out in Twilight movie at Arclight.”

“Twilight fan faints at pivotal moment in film.”

I’m being 100% serious when I say I almost fainted.

Monumental

Monumental

I’ve never reacted like this except in the train episode of Grey’s Anatomy when the two people were stuck in the pole.

Needless to say it was AMAZING.

A M A Z I N G.

Go see it, but be sure to bring an inhaler or some type of calming medication.

-Giggles