Oh sweet mother of pearl, it is time to move out.


 Though they are wonderful and pay for the rent/ food/ other necessities,my roommates John and Cathy,

are always questioning my actions.


For example if I have a glass of wine at lunch accept it and move on.

If I have two glasses of wine at dinner, do not call me alcoholic and ask if I think I have a problem.


My beverage intake has really calmed down since I left the desert and I would appreciate it if there would be a little less judgement every time I order some pinot or Chard.