I sacrifice my soul
Today was my first day at Soul Cycle.
I loved it.
I totally get the schtick.
Thank god I had my Soul Cycle savior Melissa Turner to guide me through the “journey.”
It’s a great experience and it’s filled with celebs.
Speaking of, today I was meandering around Beverly Hills and was stuck in horrific traffic on Canon.
I am at the stoplight with my window rolled down, when a Hollywood tour bus pulls up next to me.
“And to my right we have Lindsay Lohan, everyone say hi to Lindsay.”
Must have been a slow day, because all of a sudden everyone is staring at me.
I replied to the Texan tour guide, that I was in fact not Lilo and that she was in rehab.
“Lindsay what 4th of July party are you going to?”
I had enough at that point and rolled up my window.
But let’s get real after this 4th of July I may be meeting her at Cliffside.