Aw Hell

Aw hell to insufficient funds, overdraft fees, and pizza binges.

I am going to create a go-fund me for this Vince cape. #peasant
I am going to create a go-fund-me for this Vince cape. #peasant

My friend Katie said it best:

“Wells Fargo keeps calling me because I over drafted. What they don’t understand is I don’t care.”

The week was filled with foolishness and frivolousness.

I ate it all. Salted carmel and cookie dough from Salt and Straw.  P E R F E C T I O N
Frivolous- I ate it all. Salted carmel and cookie dough from Salt and Straw.

Monday, I went zero to 100 real quick at the Drake concert.

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The Young Money gods were on our side since our hour Uber was $0.00.

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My friend Melissa and I bought last minute tickets and ended up sitting in the very, VERY back of the bowl.

Started from the bottom, now we here.

Literally.

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We out here

My chardonnay supply that I got from Trader Joe’s is now depleted since we celebrated my friend Natasha’s birthday on Saturday.

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Actually the chardonnay is gone. I just went to check the fridge and all that’s left is a half bottle of Andre.

Ew.

My meth
My meth

Lots of cupcakes and tequila which led us to the Wilshire for a dejavu to my days as club rat aka Lindsay Lisa.

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I was a little tired and sunburned since I went to the beach and had the great moment of shocking my friends with my ability to surf.

Many still believe this photo is altered, but now I have witnesses who can attest to my coordination.

Ya brah

Just call me Ann Marie.

#Surfboard

Sorry for my BRB, but Giggles is back.

My roommate is clearly having withdrawals from the absence of Giggles as well as feeling the effect of the Wilshire. She posted this on FB at 2 am...
My roommate is clearly having withdrawals from the absence of Giggles as well as feeling the effect of the Wilshire. She posted this on FB at 2 am…