Honestly, the one time I try and get a real tan I pay the consequences.
My chest is so effed it’s not even funny.
Another problem I am concerned about, is my increased obsession with Law & Order SVU.
I watch probably one or two a day, and make sure to have at least ten tivoed, so at any moment I can watch Stabler and Benson in action.
Tomorrow I leave for my tropical trip.
I will not be getting a tan as I would look like a lobster with my burned chest, and I don’t think they will have Law & Order down there.
Life is so hard.
because I am going to