A Lyfestyle Blog
On our way to 1 of 4,581 almond croissants, we realized it was a cold dark abyss in Paris. In July… Aw hell. I was saving all of my Euros/Monopoly money for French pastries and did not want to make it rain at Zara for a jacket. I managed with my blanket sweater, and we…
Read MoreMy last morning in NYC will definitely be a morning to remember. Not only was I coming off a seven day bender after an eating/drinking spree, I started to hear things. I was having extremely vivid dreams the whole time I was in New York. It must have been the water, because I actually thought…
Read MoreTo all those people who said to me, “Lisa, if you just lay out for 30 minutes a day, you will get a tan.” You were all wrong. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! I decided to tan at my tropical vacation for three days straight. When I got home, I realized my sunburn on my chest was…
Read MoreHonestly, the one time I try and get a real tan I pay the consequences. My chest is so effed it’s not even funny. Another problem I am concerned about, is my increased obsession with Law & Order SVU. I watch probably one or two a day, and make sure to have at least ten…
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