Los Cabos

by lcjonesla

To all those people who said to me, “Lisa, if you just lay out for 30 minutes a day, you will get a tan.”

You were all wrong.

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

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I decided to tan at my tropical vacation for three days straight.

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When I got home, I realized my sunburn on my chest was not just a mild tone of red, but a sun rash.

When I arrived in Cabo, it got so bad that people thought I was a burn victim.

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I will not put a picture up due to viewer discretion, but basically it looked like someone had placed two pieces of prosciutto on my chest.

Ok, maybe I am overreacting, but the hotel staff seemed genuinely concerned.

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I needed to find a chaise with an umbrella and one of the guys at the pool was helping me find one. I told him it was important to have one because of my skin.

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“So were you born with that or did it just happen to you?” he said referring to my effed up chest.

Awesome.

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My dad would occasionally hand this to our waiter-It's a list of how to make his favorite kind of margarita.

My dad would occasionally hand this to our waiter-It’s a list of how to make his favorite kind of margarita.

I had to tell him that I was not born with it, and how it was merely a bad sunburn.

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Besides my alter ego of a burn victim, Cabo was wonderful.

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