New Year, new me.
JK.
Still the same overeating, neurotic human I was in 2015.
Besides ringing in the New Year with my Myspace Top 8 (really top 10), I indulged in an oversized luxury vehicle (Uber XL) at 1:30am #mistake #peasant, and enjoyed my favorite meal to start off #cleaneating2016…
Taco Bell.
No silly, I didn’t #livemas on 1/1/16! I instead enjoyed farm fresh courses in the ‘Bu.
But I did on 1/4/16 on Monday, after returning back to work.
Am I upset that I Lived Mas on a Monday?
A Bachelor Monday?
No, because I’ll go die for 3 days in a spin class to pay for my love for Mexican cuisine.

Someone asked me, “What are you looking forward to in 2016?”
I will tell you…
Heat.
I have never complained so much about the weather as I have in the past month of this Antarctic temperature.

So much so, I bought a $pace heater at CV$.
I could spend my $48.00 on plenty of other useful items.
-Wine
-Make up wipes
-Cleaning supplies
-Wine
-Mints
Not a total waste, since the El Nino has been lurking around.
I am looking forward to heat in my desert oasis.

While it won’t be The Parker Hotel, hammock swinging, spiked lemonade drinking, heat life I truly desire, I am looking forward to Coachella and basking in the sun.
Especially after the line up was announced on Monday.
Let’s not forget my moment with Calvin Harris back in 2014. #TBT