Otter Contagion

While everyone was at the Met on Monday, Moran and I created our own soirée with scrambled eggs and rosé.  Ah, the life of luxury. This has been by far the most relaxing part of my week, since I have served as an RN after Jordan and I were exposed to the plague. The carrier: The otters. “Hey…

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ALOA

No, that is not a typo. This was almost the theme of my Hawaiian party thanks to some DGAF teenagers and the San Andreas weather we’ve been having. The party was not good timing, but I could not adjust the date after I told my friends I was recreating an Islander/Jungle Party from our college…

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‘Scuse me?

Today I was on a hunt to find an O’neill bathing suit. I visited every surf shop in Los Angeles. I went from Sherman Oaks, to Ventura, to Santa Monica. I was so over today, I just wanted to go home and lay down. As I was on my way home, I saw the paparazzi…

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