This may or may not be true, since i’m pretty sure I have whiplash from the Matterhorn. The last time I visited Disneyland, I swore to myself I would not return until I had children. It was too hot, and I got knocked by one too many strollers back in the summer of 2010. The…
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Roaming in Rome
We nearly missed our train from Florence to Rome, but our mentality was, “If we miss our train, we miss our train,” and we would have to stay in Florence another night. So Liam. As we were getting on the train, Cammie and I once again got assaulted by Gypsies. Cammie had a pleasant experience…
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We arrived in Florence, and the first thing I felt was a rain drop. A beautiful, glorious, and wonderful rain drop. I LOVE the rain so the fact that it was drizzling and not 1000 degrees made me elated. We got to our hotel “Florence Youth Hostel” and stood outside for 10 minutes trying to…
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Liam Neeson has become our mascot for our trip. I think its because the theme has been Taken. Whenever we are in scary situation we try and channel Liam. I will be at the midnight showing of Taken 2.
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Ciao! We are on our train from Milan to Firenze! Everyone is very hungover and I’m pretty sure that while lugging my 80 pound suitcase I might have pulled something in my back. Reeny just threw up and it ain’t nothing but a thang. I look like I got run over by a vespa and…
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Thanks to Cammie, we were treated like queens at our hotel/hostel. Because there was no WIFI in our room, I was forced to go to the empty lobby to work on Giggles. They were so concerned that we were not getting Wifi in our room. “We will call a technician and make sure that you…
Read MoreDon’t feed the models
I thought today was going to be productive. I woke up early, worked on Giggles in the lobby, then dropped off my way too stretched out pants/laundry at the front desk. I woke up Cammie, and that’s when everything started to go wrong. She was struggling and it became contagious because then I started struggling.…
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“Are you studying abroad and that is why you are visiting (insert name of city/country)?” This is the common question we are asked to why we are in Europe. Our answer” “No we are just drinking abroad, not studying.” The constant drinking is starting to take a toll on my looks. My spray tan is…
Read More“eating for fun, not fuel.”
Why is everybody so perfect here? Everyone is tan and beautiful and too stylish for me to handle. Cammie and I searched for outlets in attempt to be as chic as everyone with their prada bags. We went to three outlets but found nothing. I have literally walked all over Milan. I have a blister…
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