You’re never too old for Disneyland…

This may or may not be true, since i’m pretty sure I have whiplash from the Matterhorn. The last time I visited Disneyland, I swore to myself I would not return until I had children. It was too hot, and I got knocked by one too many strollers back in the summer of 2010. The…

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Don’t feed the models

I thought today was going to be productive. I woke up early, worked on Giggles in the lobby, then dropped off my way too stretched out pants/laundry at the front desk. I woke up Cammie, and that’s when everything started to go wrong. She was struggling and it became contagious because then I started struggling.…

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“eating for fun, not fuel.”

Why is everybody so perfect here? Everyone is tan and beautiful and too stylish for me to handle. Cammie and I searched for outlets in attempt to be as chic as everyone with their prada bags. We went to three outlets but found nothing. I have literally walked all over Milan. I have a blister…

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