Celebrity

My dad decided to give me the task of picking up my dog Bailey from his daycare. I pull up to the alley behind the daycare with Cammie and Reeny, and we notice that there is a large number of paparazzi outside. We drive by the studio next to the daycare and see there is…

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New York Citayyyy

My last morning in NYC will definitely be a morning to remember. Not only was I coming off a seven day bender after an eating/drinking spree, I started to hear things. I was having extremely vivid dreams the whole time I was in New York. It must have been the water, because I actually thought…

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Burned

Honestly, the one time I try and get a real tan I pay the consequences. My chest is so effed it’s not even funny. Another problem I am concerned about, is my increased obsession with Law & Order SVU. I watch probably one or two a day, and make sure to have at least ten…

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Life Lately

I would have to say this is the weirdest time in my life. Transitional. My life is now transitional. I hate change, and this is by far the most vicious and subtlest form that sneaks up on me every day. There will be more posts to come, but since I just got my computer back,…

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Ticked off and Towed

I wasn’t ticked, I was pissed. Of course,OF COURSE MY CAR GETS TOWED ON THE WESTSIDE. I’m surprised it never happened after all the times I went to UCLA. I went to the Westside for some after-Thanksgiv shenanigans. I parked my car on Barrington and Chenault… Where I always park. Allegedly, I was parked in…

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Desert Problems

Homecoming 2012: So many mistakes, in so little time. I truly believe there is something in the desert air which transforms normal and rational people, into wild and belligerent desert bunnies. Holy H-E-L-L. I thought it was the heat that made everyone a little cuckoo, but obviously not with the perfect 65 degree weather we…

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