Oh sweet mother of pearl, it is time to move out. Though they are wonderful and pay for the rent/ food/ other necessities,my roommates John and Cathy, are always questioning my actions. For example if I have a glass of wine at lunch accept it and move on. If I have two glasses of wine…
Read MoreEl Niño Easter
Easter couldn’t have come any quicker. After watching a devastating defeat to Ohio State on Thursday, I was happy there was a day dedicated to pastels and Cadbury eggs approaching. I know, I know, Easter is about Jesus. But it doesn’t hurt to be gnawing on one of those hollow chocolate bunnies at the end…
Read MoreCelebrity
My dad decided to give me the task of picking up my dog Bailey from his daycare. I pull up to the alley behind the daycare with Cammie and Reeny, and we notice that there is a large number of paparazzi outside. We drive by the studio next to the daycare and see there is…
Read MoreNew York Citayyyy
My last morning in NYC will definitely be a morning to remember. Not only was I coming off a seven day bender after an eating/drinking spree, I started to hear things. I was having extremely vivid dreams the whole time I was in New York. It must have been the water, because I actually thought…
Read MoreOh Snap!
To all my snap friends, I AM NOT TAKING SCREENSHOTS OF YOUR PHOTOS. There is something wrong with my phone. Numerous people have text me this weekend, asking why I am taking screen shots of their food, animals, and face with tongue out photos. I am not, nor do I have any desire to see…
Read MoreLos Cabos
To all those people who said to me, “Lisa, if you just lay out for 30 minutes a day, you will get a tan.” You were all wrong. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! I decided to tan at my tropical vacation for three days straight. When I got home, I realized my sunburn on my chest was…
Read MoreBurned
Honestly, the one time I try and get a real tan I pay the consequences. My chest is so effed it’s not even funny. Another problem I am concerned about, is my increased obsession with Law & Order SVU. I watch probably one or two a day, and make sure to have at least ten…
Read MoreNice to see you again
I’m pretty sure my idol Emily Schuman thinks i’m stalking her. The first time I ran into her, it was at my all time favorite restaurant, which I frequent about once a week, Izakaya. “You are my idol. I read your blog everyday. I am your biggest fan,” I said as she walked out of…
Read More‘Scuse me?
Today I was on a hunt to find an O’neill bathing suit. I visited every surf shop in Los Angeles. I went from Sherman Oaks, to Ventura, to Santa Monica. I was so over today, I just wanted to go home and lay down. As I was on my way home, I saw the paparazzi…
Read MoreThe dog days are over
I’ve been limping around LA all day long. If you haven’t tried Nike Fit Club app, I highly suggest it if you’re not in the mood for a class or want to shell out $$$ for a personal trainer. I thought I was in good enough shape to do the intermediate section. Not. I was…
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